Politically incorrect jokes. Hope you find them amusing.

1) What do intelligent blondes and UFOs have in common?     
     You often hear about them, but you never see one.

2) How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
    His lips are moving.

3) How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
    Tell her a joke on Monday.

4) How to impress a woman:
    Kiss her, love her, protect her, listen to her, buy gifts for her, respect her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her,

5) How to impress a man:
    Arrive naked ... with beer.

6) What would a blonde say if her doctor told her she was pregnant?
     Is it mine?